Terminate All Piracy
But not until you've run a shot across the bow of the very latest offering from Janet Morris' Heroes in Hell Universe - Pirates in Hell
That's right! You'll find no fool's gold or bootlegged booty inside this little treasure chest of 12 authentic adventures that'll light a fire in your hold and make you feel inclined to splice the mainbrace on a bottle of Captain Gorgons finest!
Just look at the list of scurvy sea dogs waiting to pressgang you into perdition:
If you like what you see then rest assured, there's no need to scour the seven seas to get your grimy hands on one.
No, YOU can get your very own genuine pirate copy right here:
Press the link to avoid the worse case of black spot you'll ever suffer this side of
Davey Jones' Locker.