What Do You Want For Christmas?
Are you slothful, are you needy,
Do you covet, are you greedy?
You won't need the ghosts of Christmas past or present,
To advent the realization your future's going to be unpleasant.
There won't be any peace my friend and things will be far from jolly,
For I'll offer you eternity to contemplate your folly.
Come and discover the darker side of unlife and buy a gift that really will last forever.